ruby schwartz

[bluesmurf]

Even though I'm told my dog is a German Shephard/Huskie mix, I came across a dog called a Canaan online awhile ago and decided that this is what Ruby is. Look. Anyway, they hail from Israel so this means that Ruby is now mama's little Jew. I've told her that this is a learning experience for both of us, and that I'm making mistakes as I'm going

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[celovires]

LMAO!

That is all...

[bluesmurf]

FYI I may enlist you and Robyn to help me learn the ways of the Jew.

I guess this year singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey to her is out, eh?

[celovires]

HAHA..deal

[nickbutt]

Your dog looks like it's taking part in the olympic weight lifting, shooting and... well cross dressing. what a cool dog!

I want a dog but all my family are allergic mo fos and so can't stand dogs. bastardo, one day i will have a dog!

Also your dog looks well healthy (except the last photo where it looks like a butchered duck!) do you feed it vitamins or something?!

[bluesmurf]

That's so nice of you! I don't feed her vitamins, but I walk her at least twice a day and run her with other dogs so that she gets lots of exercise. She's only 2 still though, so she's still that fugly version of cute (she's so fucking ugly she's cute).

This is her normal, not cross dressed (but she just ate a bee so one eye is swollen more than the other):

[westerneyes]

OH my god, that is so funny. Look at her EYE!

I have to admit, I get a kick out of your dog, and I'm usually more partial to cats.

[bluesmurf]

That was even taken after I gave her Benadryl to reduce swelling. And then there was that time she got stuck in my parents dishwasher.

Everyone gets a kick out of mama's little Jew dog.

[_meshandlace]

I LOVE THIS POST.

[bluesmurf]

THANKS I LOVE YOU TOO MADONNA!

[_meshandlace]

I LOVE YOU + ARTIE THE STRONGEST MAN .. IN THE WORLD.

[bluesmurf]

Guess what! I have a T-shirt that has Artie mid-Superhero pose and it says "Never Give Up Hope" like in the episode where Artie runs away.

[turnip]

I love how the first picture is cropped all modern. that is awesome.

[bluesmurf]

It's less awesome and more of the way Picturetrail resizes photos. And her head is cut off in the picture because she turned her pinsized head at the last moment. But I still like it.

But lets pretend I did it on purpose!

[avathebrat]

Emily you are so crazy, you crack me up.

[bluesmurf]

I'm coming over next year for Pride so we're gonna do lots of crazy stuff together Ava.