ruby schwartz

[bluesmurf]

Even though I'm told my dog is a German Shephard/Huskie mix, I came across a dog called a Canaan online awhile ago and decided that this is what Ruby is. Look. Anyway, they hail from Israel so this means that Ruby is now mama's little Jew. I've told her that this is a learning experience for both of us, and that I'm making mistakes as I'm going

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[absolutely]

Hi, schnozbrry
recommended your journal to me, and I just read a bunch of it, and wanted to add you to my friends list if thats ok. =) thanks!

electro-pants

[jodybanman]

I probably don't have to tell you this, but if you want to degrade your dog put socks on him. He'll be highstepping all over the place looking embarrassed because you're laughing at him.

Anyway, you should be my friend.
Why? Well, to be honest there is no real meaningful reason.
In fact, you'll probably never hear from me again one way or the other.
But maybe someday when I'm feeling down, I'll see your name on my list and feel better about life.

Oh yeah

[jodybanman]

Another way to humiliate a dog is to hot a hole in some underwear and make him wear it. I never did this, but my friend did. Dogs don't like to wear underwear. My friend put his dog out in the yard with underwear on, and he wouldn't go anywhere, he was too ashamed.

We tease, but we love.

[boy_adrift]

This is the best post I've come across in a while, I think I'll add you to my friends list so I don't miss any more good ones.
Sometimes I climb a tree in my back yard and tie a string to some dog jerky. I let them get to where it's almost touching their nose then yank it away. Sometimes I suspend it and the dance and jump for it when it's just out of their reach. So funny, of course I always let them have it at some point, otherwise it would just be mean.