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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
MaxosisCause:lack of sleepSymptoms:spontaneous combustion, euphoria, slightly impaired hearing, gastrointestinal bleedingCure:drink seven cups of tea every day before meals

HAHAHAHA!!!

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Froy Marriage Rating = -559
"Generally speaking, no woman with an FR of under 250 can be recommended, especially to our less experienced friends. FR-minus women are out from the start."
Approximate Risk of Marriage = 100%

I am so unbelievably sick.

I got sick around 11, again around 5, then at 7, 8:30, and 10.

11 was tacos, 5 was...nothing, 7 was nothing, 8:30 was mountain dew, 10 was vegetable soup.

Shoot me. Please.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Max!

1. Max has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
2. US gold coins used to say 'In max we trust'.
3. It can take max several days to move just through one tree!
4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and max has 7.
5. Native Americans never actually ate max; killing such a timid prey was thought to ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that I am listening to twisted transistor?

...over and over and over....

It makes me want to dance. And that alone makes it feel wrong.

P.S-that entry about choreography-thinking? With this song...is it even more wrong that im picturing a maypole type setup? o.o;

Wodjafink: too busy looking at ytmnd
Ellinikos Meli: is that like wysiwyg?
Wodjafink: no, and don't try to be clever
Ellinikos Meli: I wasnt
Ellinikos Meli: I have no idea what you're talking about
Ellinikos Meli: and those were just random letters

Gosh...he cant just let me be funny...albeit a little nerdy.

Am I the only one out there that thinks in choreography when I'm listening to music. And its strange because I (and anyone who was at fazzle) knows I can't dance for beans. But the choreography in my head is really good! Like when I hear this one song by Linkin Park (hush, losers) I honest to god have this GREAT tae kwon do duet between me and kati ( Read more... )

Ellinikos Meli: *drools* max's speakers are aweeeeeesomeeeee
Ellinikos Meli: they make me want to touch myself

Ahaha...I'm so funny...o.o;;;

Time to piss off the neighbors...