Omg omg omg omg omg....

WE GOT A DOG!

It's a she.

She's a spitz/ papillion mix. It looks like one of her grandparents was a papillion. Shes mostly white with a black stripe across her right eye. YAY!

More later.

Any name ideas???

Wonder bread...

It just goes to show how much technology has taken over when you google "stationary" and all you get on the first page is email backgrounds..

Conversation with max last night on his way home from work:

"Did you do anything to my undershirt?"
"What?"
"Did you do anything to my undershirt..."
"I might have washed it...and dryed it...other than that...no. Why?"
"Because my nipples are on FIRE!"
"We don't know what caused it...and it was -just- his nipples...made me giggle. Maybe it was ( Read more... )

So um yeah, shit is wonderful in texas ( Read more... )

Does anyone know if painting your phone with glow in the dark paint voids the warranty?

Haha

Right, so, I've never been so fucking happy to get cramps before ( Read more... )

Max is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG HE IS AWESOME AND I LOVE HIS PEEPEE

-max

Thats like five times today I've gone to pull down max's monitor.

You're not on your laptop anymore goddammit!

Everytime I hear someone walk up the stairs outside, I get all excited. I want my baby to come home :-(

P.S- Dana, no sign yet, but I've sorta been wandering around the house and in the shower and whatnot, I'll keep watching tho. <3

My goodness.

Where to begin.

Most importantly: Happy Fucking Birthday...to me.I'm 18 bitches, completely legal and all that garbage ( Read more... )