too short?
six feet?
i'm still a nine, bitches

Jessica and i now know how to say my vulva is a swelling mound, well watered,
I am a young woman--who will plow it? in Sumerian.
Is everyone ready?
ok:

ma gala-mu du dudu-a a mara kisikil-men
aba urua-bi

thankyou and goodnight

Question of the century: what is better than transgendered seagulls?

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DANCING DEBBIE IS HUNGRY
DANCING DEBBIE WANTS YOUR SOUL i mean chicken

thats all

you are all warned
jessica belongs in a grave

this seems so unnatural
it has been over three months since I last wrote in this,
and i just wanted to express my great enthusiasm regarding the Degrassi party.
sushi plus Degrassi
equals
the best night in existence.
not to mention the fact that tomorrow is a half-day.

oh, and thanks to Kate for the Dntel

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