Drowning mute as a rock and sounding mutiny.

Dear Former Senator George F. Allen,

Happy early retirement, you racist filth.

Sincerely,

Corey L. Beasley
Virginia District 006, Lynchburg City

Hey, it's me. I'm studying at Cambridge University right now. That's in England. Famous students include Isaac Newton, John Milton, and Corey Beasley. It's going very well -- I'm studying Milton and Shakespeare, for the most part, and it's wonderful to be immersed in that. Reading Paradise Lost in Milton's gardens can be quite a jolt to the system ( Read more... )

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Here's a poem I wrote after inundating myself with Proust ( Read more... )

Back in Lynchburg. So much to process. The trip was incredible -- everything something like that should be. I fell in love three or four times, managed to have only one or two nervous breakdowns, and secreted enough endorphins to fill the Hudson River. Too much going through my brain to write about everything now. I kept a Travelogue the whole time ( Read more... )

Leaving tomorrow for the trip. Oh Jesus. I don't even know what we're doing. Driving to New York tomorrow, THAT'S THE PLAN. Getting there and saying, "SHIT WHERE DO WE PARK." Stocking up tomorrow on fruit for the car so we don't get scurvy. I've grown what's known in the business as a "travel beard," in anticipation of not being able to shave and ( Read more... )

Look, I know everyone's worried about my Government grade -- it's ok, I talked to the professor, and he made a mistake. I got an A. So, go back to feeling good about the holidays ( Read more... )

I'd like to drill into Ted Stevens's skull with my PowerFist. I think if I could send a gutwrenching spinkick into a single senator's fear-quivering groin, it would be his ( Read more... )

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