It's time to say farewell my friends ( Read more... )

You know how sometimes you come across such an enthralling mindfuck of a read, you want to share it with your friends but you can't limit the crazy to a few scant passages? I came across such a website today and I think it's my new favorite reading material.

Here are some truly bizarre nugs of wisdom from this guy (NOT WORK SAFE or even a good ( Read more... )

To everyone who dissed me at the beach ( Read more... )

Last night at the fair, as I went on beer/pee/smoke break from flipping burgers at the VFW hamburger booth, I spied ALDEN who I haven't seen in possibly 3+ years. I inquired about his posse and he said he came alone. Naturally then we had to team up for goodtimes. Having done enough for the VFW booth to feel deserving of my free entry & beer tokens ( Read more... )

Dinkums has been going batshit crazy all night and Abbi claims it's because she ate shrimp. Everything about that statement is hilarious: the logic itself and the concept of shrimp getting an animal so excited it does laps around the house making odd noises for hours ( Read more... )

If I was a rock star, I'd make damn sure I looked like Lemmy from Motorhead ( Read more... )

The hole in the crotch of my favorite jeans has amassed to such a proportion, it's become too obscene for public display even by my standards. Never in my travels have I found a pair of pants so dear to my heart. I suppose I'll be lamenting for weeks, and I'm trying to plan the proper course of mourning. Do I go the victorian route and wear all ( Read more... )

Wow, last night featured an array of random shit. Closing with the awesome Lander crew, sushi, flaming cars, whip-its, Tom Dickinson, the wonder of ESTEBAN, and "Guthy-Ranker" (a fantasy venereal disease said to have originated at Al's Billiards). My injuries thus far have been minimal: After a full weekend of shinannigans I only ended up with what ( Read more... )

I just ripped a fucking phone book in half, which is cooler than anything I've learned in college.


( Read more... )

You know, I always wondered what the hell a 'hot toddy' was. It sounds like a good time. I recall my mother once saying about Thanksgiving with my dads family, "Grandma Pat would end up so drunk on hot toddys, I would have to finish the cooking". What does it taste like? What's in it? But then I never wanted to google it or ask either, cause I'm ( Read more... )