Just when I make the responsible decision to lay low for awhile, someone has to force feed me a few beers and put on Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls. All my good intentions go out the proverbial window.
And so it begins.
Again.

Now I'll take "Things I hope I never hear a girl say" for $1000 Alex
What is "damn, I should have mouthed it"?...

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I forgot to add, I'm back at Starbucks. I front like I'm ok with being lazy, but the sad truth is I'm a workaholic. I need that 8 hours of torture a day to validate myself.

More shit floating through my head: The Arabian Eyepatch, the Fuzzy Musket. GET SOME!

I can't get the word titty-giblets out of my head. This kind of ridiculous shit floats around my head all the time ( Read more... )

I was sitting around thinking while I should be doing other things (as usual) and I'm wondering, what makes mail-order brides exempt from human trafficking laws? Selling someone off for sex versus selling someone off for marriage (ie: sex AND housework) doesn't seem that different. I mean, selling someone for sex is essentially renting someone out ( Read more... )

Damn, I just woke up from another great dream ( Read more... )

Drinking is the only way I can get away from myself. I suppose thats a "problem" by most technical standards but I view it as a sort of sociological experimentation. I drink a ton and then weird things happen and we see how people respond. Either I entertain them and they come back for more, or I freak them out entirely and they stop calling me. ( Read more... )

When I come across the best superfluous shit capitalism has to offer on the web I definitely share it with you. I don't normally go for foo-foo crap like cell phone charms as they generally work against my trying to be a badass. But this is a cell phone charm like no other:

Don't be too lazy to click it, come on.This is ON MY LIST. My Christmas ( Read more... )

your fair skin won't be smooth for long. Cause the summer's comin'.
And I have big plans. I have big plans every summer, but this summer I actually plan to carry out my plans since I am sans employment. And Im beginning to feel ok with that. I suppose being jobless is fine as long as you still have money in the bank. Im going to go ahead and worry ( Read more... )

So I cleaned out my musty old filing cabinet in hopes of creating a better organized system with labeled boxes instead. Cause the filing cabinet sucks and the hanging files never hang right, they kind of half fall down or collapse all the time ( Read more... )