This is just a place marker...more to come when I am more conscious
However, it should be noted the Cory rocks my world.
My left ovary on the other hand does not in fact rock my world.
I'm out.

In the spirit of not breaking my resolution quite yet, I worked out last night and was thinking of doing the same tonight. I also decided to be mature and not post the myspace note that I got from Awesomely Adorable. Suffice to say, he's been hung over and puking since new years (lovely picture, ain't it?) and told me that he is about to throw ( Read more... )

New Years was fabulous! Somehow I managed to get about 15 people that I really care about in one place at the same time and I did it all wearing a handmade prom dress from the 40's. Much sangria was consumed and I was happy to see my friends all socializing with each other. Plus, the day after pancakes are not to be underestimated...few things are ( Read more... )

And now, the winner of the Weirdest Reason To Postpone Tentative Plans ( Read more... )

The Dresden Dolls gave all new meaning to the phrase "ROCK THE FUCK OUT!" tonight. They played at a small rec center in the middle of Echo Park. Imagine a huge crowd of hipsterish goth kids surrounded by taco carts and that might give you an idea. I planted myself about 6 feet from the stage, which was at most 10 feet away from Amanda and Brian. ( Read more... )

Last night went incredibly well up until the last 2 minutes. A boy named Awesomely Adorable took me to see King Kong at the Cinerama Dome and then we ate noodles in Thai town. Great company, great movie, great food...a perfectly normal yet wonderful date. Being the polite man that he is, not only did Awesomely Adorable pick me up and drive me ( Read more... )

Sometimes it strikes me as odd that I don't update more often. I really should because my life is ridiculous ( Read more... )

Someone give me the "best tutor ever" award. I so deserve it ( Read more... )

As if you really needed it...

We dated in high school. You can laugh. We're fucking hot hipsters.

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My neighbors likely think I have lost my mind. There was a spider crawling on the wall towards my blinds, so I opened the blinds to scare it. It then started down the wall, so I grabbed a magazine and smacked at it, taking out one of its legs but it made an escape! I busted out my flashlight and delicately shuffled the crap on my floor around my ( Read more... )