*screams*

The department was all astir, there was a lot of laughing and joking due to all the new officers, myself included, hitting the streets today for the first time. After months of seemingly endless amounts of classes, paperwork, and lectures we were finally done with the Police Academy and ready to join the ranks of our department ( Read more... )

10. When you start an argument, he calls for back-up ( Read more... )

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

it is way to hot! and since i went swimming earlier i am now burned to a nice crisp red. owie :(

sooo.... its been i dunno how long since ive even logged into LJ.. im kinda suprised i didnt get a "youre profile has been deleted because youre a dumbass who never logs in and posts anything so we dont want you taking up our precious space *evil glare*" message. but yay ( Read more... )

Hollie Marie's Facebook profile

just plain funny..not religiously correct..but funny nonetheless.

astughfirallah

:D

Student was searching for divine inspiration.
Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge
and came across God. Student asked God how to
live life as a college kid should. And God said
unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you
shall be all a college kid is. And ( Read more... )

i feel so ... weird..i guess ( Read more... )

Wichita Islamic leader killed ( Read more... )

oh. btw.

i am

the proud new owner

of

*drumroll please*

*dammitt! i said DRUMROLL!!*

thank you

*clears throat*

*smiles*

A FORD F*CKIN MUSTANG

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F*UCKIN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh its so hot... its so freakin hot.

im so freaking pimp.

neener neener.