Voicemail

[bluhblahbluh]

Hello, operator?

...

Hello? Is anybody there?

...

What kind of hotel is this, that there is no one operating the switchboard? Where is the management? Hello?!

Fine I will go downstairs myself. Always *fading voice* if you want something done right...

*sound of door opening and closing*

*silence*

*beep*

Comments

Wacky Phones!

[myownface]

Yeah, so Sparkle had figured out what was going on with the phones today. That wasn't going to stop him from making phone calls, though. Yeah, he was dialing random numbers. So?

"Bonne fête à toi!
Bonne fête à toi!
Bonne fête à étranger!
Bonne fête à toi!"

Re: Wacky Phones!

[bluhblahbluh]

Drac fiddled with the phone and finally heard the strange message... that voice sounded familiar. Ah was that young Sparkle?

Well. Drac definitely needed to call him back, then...

[never_dull]

(From here!)

"No, they generally don't. What am I supposed to be afraid of?"

[bluhblahbluh]

Drac pouted a little as once AGAIN the only message he managed to get out of the phone was not his Mavis.

He was going to have to send a messenger pigeon, wasn't he?

Meanwhile, the Count was calling Doctor Lecter back.

[glacial_queen]

[From here]

"Darling, if you're looking to learn to flirt, you've come exactly to the right place." She'd learned from the best, after all. "I can tell you all about what to do when you're naked in front of a lover."