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"We're blowing up."
Totally arbitrary way to rekindle my LJ flame, but here goes ( Read more... ) -
note to self: memoirs title
aus1390: omg ( Read more... ) -
quotes from the weekend of Judy's visit
Me: "It's 70 proof ( Read more... ) -
Quotes compiled from the night of Steve's 80s party
1. On the topic of the couple making out (where the guy was like picking at her asshole ( Read more... ) -
some Andrewisms and Daveisms...prob. will be updated throughout the weekend
Andrew, to my dad: "Yo, man. Let's go pick up some chicks ( Read more... ) -
Reasons 345987 and 345988 why I love Boris
345987. Boris: "So the guy I was with was like...'Tomorrow I'm going to go to IKEA. I love IKEA. Like, my whole life was purchased from IKEA ( Read more... ) -
Moments in which you love the universe
1. I was talking to Dave about how I love picking up Boris' mannerisms and love when he recognizes that he's picked up mine. I said, "What was it...recently, he totally picked up one of my phrases that didn't catch on at Tufts...WHAT WAS IT? It wasn't 'which, blah blah blah'....something to do with food ( Read more... ) -
Overheard at Fletcher
LOL ( Read more... ) -
haha...oh, that's rich, America!
In the true nature of the post-fucking-everything generation, I can't help but view this election with general amusement and bafflement. Like - really? There are REALLY that many people professing to love the candidate, or the party, or hate the other guy/party? I think it's so much more fascinating to analyze the analysts ( Read more... ) -
I love Catchphrase
Judy and I were on the way home from Suburban, with Tal lying on the backseat from exhaustion. Tal had spent most of the diner run in various states of unconsciousness, surfacing only to ask Dan/Mike/Ken/Kamil where he could find some bitches. Somewhere around the Midland Ave overpass, I notice that there is some really weird fart smell filling up ( Read more... )