An entry shorter than I am

[bluirinka]

BIO.

After Abbott&Costello:

Alyssa: "Jess' cats have chlamydia!"
Kathy: "Ew, WHY did you say that?"
Decker: "What, did she GIVE it to them??"

COMMENT, assholes, or i'll be gone for GOOD.

-Renaynay

Comments

[forever_a_song2]

RENAYNAYYYY omg you can not leave LJ.com you are my life on this site and you NEED to keep it going... how else am i going to know about all the funny shit that happens in your life when you leave me???

<3 JackaAYY

[bluirinka]

THANK YOU. i love you. and feel justified :-D

[quiggzilla]

you know what any mentions of STDs make me think of...

.. um... jessica darling. don't ask me why.

not a nerd. i swear. to. god.

see, i comment-
just like the good stranger i am
:D

[bluirinka]

AW! thank you so much!

but Jessica DID talk about S-E-X a lot in Second Helpings. Every entry was like, "You know what i'm thinking about a lot lately? SEX!!!!" And she always talked about Manda being a hobag with STDs...and Brandi had all those STD posters like, "There once was a girl named Lydia/who had sex and got chlamydia"

see? I obviously read them as much as you did hahahah it's NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF!

[quiggzilla]

hahahahaha.

"There once was a girl named Lydia/who had sex and got chlamydia"

this friend of mine told me about how this guy she knows got clamydia... i told her that ryme and i laughed for like ten minutes, and she got really confused.

"i'm afraid i'll contract some nasty ass STD from one of his hoochiest lays."

i actually think i said something to that effect... about a month ago...

i steal too many good lines... i should have citations written all over my face to avoid confusion.

[bluirinka]

LOL I know, i'll quote it and people will be like HAHA that's so funny, great word choice! and i'll be like ".......it's not an original Renee-ism :("

[marryakennedy]

Hey it's Christine, new livejournal.