According to my mother, who's right more often than I am, I currently need three things:

-An Emotional Pick-Me-Up
-A New Pair of Shoes
-A Haircut

TWO DOWN

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I had an entry pretty much typed out where I talked about the amazing would-be apartment constructed by bums under a bridge that goes over Commonwealth Avenue near Kenmore Square and how it recently got entirely taken down (presumably by cops) and how it really bummed me out, but it started to get really preachy and everyone I respect already hates ( Read more... )

For those of you who have not been keeping up on the last 45 minutes of my life, my roommate Meaghan asked me to pick up a packet of short stories at the Emerson WLP office while I was on campus to go to work ( Read more... )

Inspired by recent summer-related events, I have begun to feel compelled to address an issue that I feel has affected just about everyone in America at some time or another ( Read more... )

On behalf of everyone here at Joe Bernardi Industries, we would like to wish everyone a happy Night of the Long Knives!.

I am currently literally going hungry because I recently purchased Thin Lizzy's Live and Dangerous on LP.

Spurred from a very brief conversation that was had last night, I'd like to know:

What's the coolest thing you've ever done?

I'm sure that you, my livejournal friends, tubular people that you are, have some interesting stories or events. As for me, I've made out with ahlksey in the bedroom of famous alleged pat/matricide enthusiast Lizzie Borden (and, ( Read more... )

"Local riffraff"

"Gunnery Sergeant"

"Perennial contender"

"Eccentric billionaire"

"Fifth Beatle"

"Shark guru"

Feel free to add your own because that's what the internet is all about.

Of course it's not what she meant, but "Sandra Bullock: 'I like the misfits'" is the greatest headline ever to appear on anything, ever.

Crappy actresses from Mars, and we don't care.

Top things that have been entered into google on the library laptop I am currently using:

"Comments on The Cranberries Hit Song 'Zombie'."
"Information for The Cranberries 'Zombie'."
"Personal reflections on The Cranberries hit song 'Zombie'."
"Scholarly reviews of The Cranberries hit song 'Zombie'."