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[blutendimpulsge]

I've learned that Greeks are just terribly boring in bed. You all appear to have the same technique. Set, darling, stop being such a prude and show a man a good time. Your pretty little ankles would look good about your ears. Really, if I must turn to Thor or Loki for skill in bed, we're in a bit of trouble.

And humans, why ever did I find those

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[amerimnos]

Boring? That's not what you were saying at the time.

[blutendimpulsge]

It's quite what I was saying, it's just difficult to speak clearly with one's mouth full. Teeth could wind up unpleasant places if you aren't careful.

[amerimnos]

That's okay, darling~ I understand.

And since we're being brutally honest...having knowledge of the act doesn't mean you're any good if you don't have hands-on experience.

[blutendimpulsge]

Darling, if you weren't the god of inebriation and madness, I might be offended.

[daze_n_dazzle]

You might as well make advances towards Loki or Thor; for the last time, I'm giving you nothing.

[blutendimpulsge]

What about a kiss? Just one?

[daze_n_dazzle]

Why would I kiss you? I can safely assume I know where your mouth has been.

[blutendimpulsge]

There are sayings about assumption, but you can safely assume where my mouth will go.

[death_chopper]

I hope he broke your hands.

[blutendimpulsge]

Hardly. Why, did you want a go?

[death_chopper]

Don't flatter yourself.

[blutendimpulsge]

Jealousy then?