A-ah...god damn, it almost hurts too much to talk...can't believe 'Siris did that to me.

(cue heavy coughing, followed by a quiet groan)

Kvasir...where are you?

Hey, Ra. I was a little...delayed...for a while, but that move I mentioned? I'm packing up this weekend. Found an apartment and all that good stuff. You still up to helping me out?

I think I'm moving to Texas. Much as I love the storm potential in New England, it's far too dull over here. But Texas? I'll have to find something close to Ft. Hood. I always liked that place...

Kassy. I'm coming over for New Years.

This is a few weeks late in the making, but I might as well get it out of the way now. This journal is no longer part of DDD, so kindly defriend Set~ It's still going to be active elsewhere, otherwise I wouldn't really care. Thank you ♥

Those fuckers set their Christmas shit up yesterday. Lights, plastic reindeers, inflatable...things...it looks like a pig but I suspect it might be Santa. And their house is blaring music. Sugary Christmas shit.

La la la, someone's gonna have fun blowing out transformers tonight!

Fuck this season.

Kvasir. I know you were in my house touching my shit. Don't ask how--I just do.

So, with that said.

Where the fuck is my brown round?

Mother fucking son of a god damned whore, I'm going to stab that bitch's face in with an unsharpened pencil.

I think I'm going to drown the mutt, too. The things it did with my body...

Kvasir, babe, you'll live to regret the bows.

Other than that-I'm back, bitches.

Naturally, I missed the best parts of that virus.  Figures Dionysus was behind an epidemic of happy.  Fucking fruit.

...Holy shit, I'm out of booze.  God fucking damn it all.

I think I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Loki.  Pounding his face in should be worthwhile.

 What the fuck happened here?  I went on a bender and next thing you know, everyone's insane.  Guess I missed out on another virus.  I'm so heartbroken.

It's not even that interesting, either.  Hn.

I've learned two things.  Untamed and Uncut isn't a porno--I should have expected as much from something on Animal Planet, but you never know at this time of night.  And giraffes look like fucking pussies when they fight.  It's called a necking battle.  A necking battle.

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