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[daze_n_dazzle]

Mother fucking son of a god damned whore, I'm going to stab that bitch's face in with an unsharpened pencil.

I think I'm going to drown the mutt, too. The things it did with my body...

Kvasir, babe, you'll live to regret the bows.

Other than that-I'm back, bitches.

Comments

[daze_n_dazzle]

One of us? The fuck did you hit your head on?

[daze_n_dazzle]

My reasons aren't idiotic.

[blutendimpulsge]

You were such a charming canine though.

Seth is an endearing dog, katzchen. I'd rather no harm befall the creature.

[daze_n_dazzle]

I'd rather you get over here and strip, but that's not happening either.

[blutendimpulsge]

Your assumption is correct, in part, but that means it is wrong as well. My phrasing might have hit sour notes, but the dog shall remain among the living. Such a jovial being shouldn't meet a bloodied end.

[daze_n_dazzle]

I'm drop-kicking it into the ocean.

[mortally]

You were missed.

[daze_n_dazzle]

Fuck yeah I was missed. It's only to be expected.

[mortally]

Life gets so dull when you're not around.

[daze_n_dazzle]

Even around here? Damn, I'm good.

So what'd I miss?