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[daze_n_dazzle]

I've learned two things.  Untamed and Uncut isn't a porno--I should have expected as much from something on Animal Planet, but you never know at this time of night.  And giraffes look like fucking pussies when they fight.  It's called a necking battle.  A necking battle.

It's like they're swinging an orange around on a rope, only less impressive

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[blutendimpulsge]

Darling, a giraffe can do far more damage than an orange.

[daze_n_dazzle]

I refuse to believe that.

[blutendimpulsge]

There's an impressive amount of force behind the less than impressive looking blows. Certainly more than enough to break your spine.

[daze_n_dazzle]

And I refuse to be impressed. It couldn't break my spine.

[sine_sole_sileo]

...amazing, we do have something in common, after all.

[daze_n_dazzle]

Fuck.

[mortally]

You sound like you're having a blast.

[daze_n_dazzle]

Hell yeah. Despising things always makes my day a little brighter.