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[blutendimpulsge]

 I suspect he won't try that again. My dearest little Kvasir tried to throw me in the ocean, now who would put such an idea in the boy's head? Whoever did it can fish him out of the ocean, I'd rather my property not drown and such. Maybe he'll finally learn to swim. Hm, he may owe me something for this then.

What the fuck is this anyway? A journal

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[wannabesanta]

Someone needs to chill

Who are you?

[blutendimpulsge]

Ah, he never mentioned me? Who aren't I, is the better question.

[wannabesanta]

Ah, no. Kassy never did mention you.

Who aren't you say now? Oo

[blutendimpulsge]

I'm disappointed.

I could be anyone.

[mortally]

Wait... what just happened?

[blutendimpulsge]

You consented to a threesome.

[mortally]

Uh... hell no. Who are you?

[blutendimpulsge]

I suppose we could kick Kassy out of the bed, but that seems like a waste.

[thesoulbound]

Who the heck are you?! You're not Kavsir!

[blutendimpulsge]

Nope, I'm not. But I could be, see?

[thesoulbound]

Who are you and where is he?

[blutendimpulsge]

Temper, temper. He's out swimming. He might be back. Really, he didn't tell anyone about his beloved uncle Loki?

[revered_love]

.... Really?

[blutendimpulsge]

Yes.

[revered_love]

I know it's not really any of my business and all, but I'm not entirely sure I approve-- have you hurt him? You didn't really throw him in the ocean, did you? Loki, really.

[blutendimpulsge]

He tried to throw a cat in water, what do you think happened? Of course I did. He'll be fine.

[daze_n_dazzle]

Holy shit, he actually did it? Maybe Kassy has a pair of testicles after all.

Hate to break it to you, but he's my property.

[blutendimpulsge]

Indeed he does, but that's a tale for later. You're the meandering fool you told him to do that?

You poor, deluded creature. I've laid claim for millenia.

[daze_n_dazzle]

Fool? Hardly. I was going to do it for him, but then he got annoying so I changed my mind.

That's just too damn bad, isn't it? He's mine now.

[blutendimpulsge]

That's why you need to shut him up early on. I find a tongue does the job nicely.

Aww, he write you a poem and talk about twue wuv? Boy's been collared already.