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The Bluth Yacht, Sunday night after closing Caritas
GOB walked up to his yacht with a great many misconceptions about what was going on tonight. Not that anything would be much different if he didn't have those misconceptions. Essentially, things were happening and GOB didn't understand why. All he understood was that he was bringing a woman home tonight ( Read more... ) -
The Bluth Yacht, Late Friday evening
After the fight was all over and Tino was paying off that chicken-girl punch by cleaning the place up, GOB returned home and made a series of phone calls ( Read more... ) -
The deck of the Bluth Yacht, Saturday night
GOB was out here tonight. Things were just too weird inside. He last night he fell asleep in the clothes he wore to work. This morning, he woke up with next to some guy and his pants were ripped off in a fairly disturbing way. He hadn't even been drunk and he was sure that he went home alone last night. This was just way too weird ( Read more... ) -
The Bluth Yacht, all day Tuesday
GOB was not around today for some reason. Nor did he lock the door below deck.
It sure would be a shame if anyone were to take things of his that are on a list. Say, a puppet in a box underneath the bed, or a sword that was in the back of a closet filled with props for magic tricks and a police uniform.
[OOC: For Buster's class. Sorry for ( Read more... ) -
Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way Syllabus
Hello and welcome to Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way. In this class you will be learning about sexual relations, art, and culture from a master of all of these: me, GOB Bluth ( Read more... ) -
Canada, Tuesday afternoon through evening
Clad in his Mountie costume and standing outside a liquor store, GOB was ready to execute his plan. Fraser had given him enough details on how to rob a Canadian liquor store that this should be child's play. Add that to his intimate knowledge of how to distract people honed by his years in illusion and this plan was foolproof ( Read more... ) -
The Atlantic Ocean, Wednesday evening
GOB had left Fandom last week in a panic toward Mexico in an attempt to flee the woman who had professed her love to him ( Read more... ) -
From Becky's room to the docks, Early Friday morning
GOB woke up next to Becky this morning. After more than a year of flirting, courting, and stuff that was more fun than that, GOB had finally gotten her to do something she had always resisted: She told him that she loved him.With other women, getting to that point was easy. He often had to get that out before they'd put out, so he usually didn't ( Read more... ) -
The Bluth Yacht, Sunday afternoon
During halftime of the Bear-Seahawks game (Steve was a jock, after all), GOB brought Steve onto the deck of the yacht. He had a very important conversation to have with his son. It was a conversation that would indicate that GOB was indeed maturing and taking both his responsibilities and Steve's life seriously. People who interpreted the following ( Read more... ) -
The Bluth Yacht, Saturday morning
GOB was up bright and early this morning. It was probably because he didn't have enough to drink last night. GOB got over this fact and started trying to figure out some new illusions he could introduce the next time he performed. In what was a very bad idea, GOB thought about using the Sword of Destiny to cut a motorcycle in half. The only problem ( Read more... )