who put lead in your cereal?

[blutoastur]

QUESTION: why is it that certain professors feel the need to be great big giant dickfaces? if you do not teach me something [as a requirment of earning your paycheck]then how the hell am i supposed to know how to do my homework?

QUESTION CONTINUED: why if i email you about a certain piece of homework that i don't understand [because you teach very

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[ecstacy]

Good question!

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[blutoastur]

i'm stumped! however, today he did tell me that i gave the bset presentation out of the entire class.

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[ecstacy]

Well congrats!

[theharborlights]

my personal favorite is when art history professors show slides on the tests that ARE NOT on the slide list.
you should come up with alternate titles that you can get away with. something that insults, yet is vaguely appropriate.

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[blutoastur]

hmmm....DEAR MR. TINY SACK
o. does this work you think?

[kissystarcowboy]

i enjoy how certain professors give you over 100 pages of reading for each class and when it comes to the exam, they give you absolutely no direction whatsoever as to what you are supposed to be studying. instead, they make a huge speak in front of class as to the fact that he will not tell us what type of exam it is in any way. that we are smart and should just "winnow and sift."

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[blutoastur]

"i don't want to winnow!",she shouts aloud.

[blutoastur]

"i don't feeeeeeel like winnowing!" *steam shoots from ears like a choo choo train*

[kissystarcowboy]

you are such a monkey mouse tierza bo bierza queerza. also, you need to be here to entertain me. my social commitments over for the day and absolutely no leftovers in my fridge, i am sitting at my computer giggling about the funny people i once made out with that i saw this week. apparently, all the people with whom i was once involved still exist, only they are now a) horribly attractive with girlfriends b) not in the slightest bit attractive but with the addition of glasses c) on vacation with absolutely darling pinstriped pants.