i officially work at starbucks. i guess i charmed the shit out those interviews ( Read more... )

can anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with the LJ goat? is it full of bullet holes ( Read more... )

i went and applied at starbucks today. there were tons of people at this idiot job fair thing. i spent 2 hours there and was interviewed by three different people. i imagine it was some type of interrogation thing. they were simply trying to break me ( Read more... )

i got an email from paypal saying that there were suspicious activities on my account. i do not have a paypal account so that is strange. i guess this is a good time for someone to try to buy things with my money since i have absolutely none. i paid school today and completely wiped out my checking. i am broke. i have about the same amount of money ( Read more... )

man i am so bad at updating this crap ( Read more... )

last night was really strange. every person i met interacted with me in a sexual way. unfortunatly i didnt actually have sex with anyone ( Read more... )

i'm like herpes.
i just keep coming back.

so i am aware that this isnt earth shattering news, but most people are not watching the olympics for their love of 'sport ( Read more... )

the worst of the worst is when an old hook-up that you had a GREAT time with and GREAT sex with sends you a mass email detailing the fantastic party he is having this weekend roughly 600 miles away involing the hot tub that wasnt working while you were there before. this is compounded by the fact that you havnt had sex since him nor have you been ( Read more... )

two days in a row?! what is happening to me? this may just spiral out of control ( Read more... )