The first part of this post isn't very PC. If it offends you, ladies and gentlemen, take my advice... pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Shout Out

This is a special shout out to all those lurkers out there sneaking peeks like a peeping Tom in the shadowy shrubs outside a teen dream queen's bedroom window right before she hits the hay. You know who you are. Snoochie Boochies BEYATCHES!

The cameras are on.

I Wish I Wrote This

Drugs/Rehab

Sometimes kitties sing like Jesus.
Sometimes kitties whisper
little whiskered prayers,
mewls and woolen clews unfurled
into fur-soft pussy moans.

Sometimes Jesus hears these felid pleas,
and He keens in kindred ruth

He, too, is hungry
He, too, longs to suck
the honey from His
mother's milky bee-stings