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I swear to anything considered holy if UPS does not deliver my dsl modem tommorow many people shall die. I feel as if I am in the stone ages. Stupid dial up. Im switching to NetZero mother fuckers! Ok not really. But I do wish I could bitch slap the creator of AOL. Anywho, last time I checked I had stunned my sister into a stupor with too much info ( Read more... )

" And if, i were to propose to you we oughta give herbrews a tryyyy would you let me spend the night in the arms of a hebrew princess, if you could have yourself a steamy orthodox guyyy....." this song is courtesy of russel from the Mike Clarey Project., It is titled "make love to hebrews" if you would like a copy of this album (i claim no ( Read more... )

Haven't posted in awhile. Nobody seemed to mind too much. So i am back to taunt you a second time. I picked up a stray last weekend. Its kinda cool cause she does my laundry and dishes and she enjoys getting drunk and stoned as much as i do. I think i might have to go to the hospital this weekend. thats gonna suck. my arm wont stop hurting and ( Read more... )

this is an update. happy bitch? (audience: "Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!")

although i dont have many friends...alot of this makes sense. and some of it i have actually fantasized about. weird.

Nobody has expressed an interest in starring in my movie. No one has even commented on it. I am sad now. I pee...just a little....just enough to be noticeable when I'm trying to convince young girls to explore the wide world of sexual gratification with me.

Guess what kiddies. I got off my ass and decided to make me some icons. Other than that im bored. Also, i want to see if i can get some of you together to make a porn movie. This is my latest venture so let me know if your interested because i need a head count(get it?). Shooting is loosely scheduled to start in two weeks. As soon as we have a ( Read more... )

Everyone has a different idea of the meaning of life. Some feel it has no meaning. Others believe in god or other higher power and try the best they can to live by his standards and morals with hope of getting to heaven or attaining nirvana. Others worship the "evil" of satan and hell. There are witches, pagans, cultists and all sorts of lifestyles ( Read more... )

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