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The King and I - A Rant...
I have listened to Elvis Presley's "In The Ghetto" for two days in a row. Not on purpose, mind you. It just keeps coming up accidentally like some ominous Lost episode. It came on the cooks' radio at Lancelot's last night and then again today while I was in line at Long John Silvers. Arg, matey. This is particularly disturbing as I try to ( Read more... ) -
Dear American Email Forwarders...
Dear America ( Read more... ) -
An Open Letter To American Moviegoers
Dear American Movie Goers ( Read more... ) -
It is INSANELY ILLEGAL to say...
Sketch comedy has been pretty lame for the last few years. I mean, I remember being a teenager (God, I'm not old enough to be telling "When I Was Young" stories, am I?) and not being able to breathe laughing at uniquely hilarious shows like Kids in the Hall, The State, and Upright Citizens Brigade. The Hollow Men was a brief ray of hope for one ( Read more... ) -
The end of an omerta...
My stomach hurts ( Read more... ) -
Things you never knew (or even cared to)...
I fucking hate snow. I really really do. But in the winter, in Ohio, you have to expect it. So I deal. But today is April 6th my friend. We're three weeks into Spring. On Tuesday, I wore shorts. It was 81 degrees. And yet, today, it is 32 and snowing. APRIL 6th! It doesn't help that I suffer from severe seasonal depression (I used to ( Read more... ) -
I hate superficial celebrities...
If I am forced to listen to one more word about Britney Spears or Anna Nicole, I am hanging myself. And, odds are, I'll be swinging from the rafters in about five minutes ( Read more... ) -
Reason, logic and common sense, how I miss thee...
So, I stumbled onto the VH1 show White Rapper today. Now, VH1 clearly has less integrity than Fox as shown in what kind of entertainment they greenlight (Flavor of Love was mildly amusing, but I Love New York?...are you fucking with me?), but this is a new low. The bit I caught had something called a "mayo cam" (Get it? They're white like ( Read more... ) -
Damn hippees...
How about that game? For a while there, I thought I was gonna have to find a rock to hide under from all the Browns fans. But all is well in the world. I sometimes worry that Roethlisberger was hit so hard that he can no longer determine the color of the uniforms he's passing to. Oh well, they turned it out today, but still aren't playing like ( Read more... ) -
Three weeks left til we get our vote on...
A big day is coming up very soon. No, not your birthday (and I'm not getting you anything). No, not Cyber Sunday (though I do think King Bookah is gonna win the belt). And no, not the day I slap your mother (though I will if she keeps sassing me ( Read more... )