Saw a Lane Bryant Fashion Show on tv today. My mouth said "good for them" at the natural, cellulite-ridden girls as they pranced down the runway as model-looking guys walked alongside and ogled their ample, cherub-like posteriors. But inside, I guess I'm a product of American culture, because I was kind of sickened. We're so used to not seeing ( Read more... )

Ok live journalers, daddy's got a question...yesterday I got an e-mail from a guy from a grad school to which I applied. It went a little something like this ( Read more... )

Awesome things that happened today ( Read more... )

Discoverd secret to happiness. No it's not faith in a higher power or daily trips to an all you can eat Chinese buffet. Whenever you're feeling blue, just get someone (a teacher, boss, neighbor, pastor, etc.) to write you a letter of recommendation. You name the excuse: job interview, new college...whatever. My excuse was actually credible but ( Read more... )

I wish American Idol was on every night. Oh wait, it is. Did you see that 'Like a Virgin" kid? I'm sure he'll have a talk show in the weeks to come. I took the GRE the other day and the lady was a Nazi. She delighted in telling me that not only could I not wear a hat, but that I had to remove it (exposing my matted bed hair) AND take a picture ( Read more... )

I was reading someone else's journal and they wrote that their puppy died and they got like 10 comments, all from asian girls saying how terribly sorry they were. Ok so here goes. My puppy Ripples passed away. He was really fluffy and loyal and wore a little bandana around his neck. Today I awoke to find him not here. In his place was a note ( Read more... )

Tonight I saw Dionne Warwick on VH1 singing "I'll Never Love This Way Again." Looks like someone's smoked a few too many fatties because she was kind of croaking it out. Maybe she was nervous....I would be. Liz Taylor and Jacko were both in the audience. Jacko kept mouthing "I Love You" but I don't know if he was talking to Dionne or a ( Read more... )

I want to try out for American Idol just so I can be on the commercial and have Simon tell me really nasty things like "you are the absolute worst singer I have ever heard!" or "sod off you bloody wanker." I'd have to sing something really good like the theme to Another World or "Rush" by Paula Abdul. I would incorporate that one handed waving ( Read more... )

Today my mom came to town so not only did I get slipped a wad of 20's, receive a free meal, but also...get this...I got coolest cell phone ever! If I were cool I'd include a picture of it, perhaps one of those that moves around, but alas, I am not. First of all it's tiny like the SNL skit with the ultra trendy clothing store, you know the one? ( Read more... )

For my first ever LiveJournal entry I would like to tell the world that Judy Winslow from Family Matters does porn! I'll let you find the link yourself...it's worth the trouble. In a way it's really funny but also really sad, like when you watch Behind the Music and find out people from the Bangles work in sales at some company (so they say.) ( Read more... )