OK I know anyone you reads this (are you there god?) will have been watching... BUT on the cmt awards (yeah I know) they were announcing the winner of female artist. well Mississippi native and rumored-to-have-used-coke-to-lose-the-baby-weight Faith Hill was shown backstage (I guess she's just performed). So the five hopefuls are in their little ( Read more... )

i may get shit for saying this, but whitney houston, in like 1988 was one of the greatest vocalists ever. listen to her version of the star spangled banner. the shit she does, going from low to high, is crrraaaazy. what did we learn from all this? just say no and don't marry bobby brown. OK live journal, see you in another year!

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grad school is cool because you have 8 people in your classes instead of like 100 so when the semester is over your teacher takes the class out for dinner and drinks.

i aspire to be the "cool teacher" ala professor laski in saved by the bell: the college years.

i wish i knew some famous people.

any person I meet with a name that rhymes with "Carrie," for example Terri, Larry, Barry, Mary, etc. I insist on singing their name to them to the tune of the 80's Europe classic Carrie. genius huh?

I hate it when Americans use British slang words like "bloke" and "wanker ( Read more... )

I wish I could eat Jack in the Box everyday. I really do. I mean, I could, I suppose, but then I would turn into a fattard and then I'd be a sweattard and a fattard at the same time. Even if there were another outbreak of flesh eating cholera or whatever it was, I would still get a large #7 with regular fries and a coke. Even if Mr. Bush made a ( Read more... )

Once time my friend Emily and I rewound a certain part of "Witchboard" to see Tawny Kitaen's Amazonian vag multiple times.

Have you ever noticed that when a B celebrity, I don't know, kills someone, it makes the news, like if they were big stars? Like O.J. and the guy from the show with the parrot...the Blake guy? And when Tawny Kitaen who ( Read more... )

Today I saw an Asian girl fall off her bike and all these people flocked around her because she was acting like she broke something. It took the crowd quite some time to realize nothing really had happened. I wanted to tell her to suck it up. When I was in 8th grade this kid 'accidentally' hit me in the head with a piece of concrete and it hurt ( Read more... )

I'm back. It's been a few months. Live Journal was giving me some error so I just gave up. That's the spirit. I still like the same things. I don't have any friends here, except the lovely Ineptus. Anyway, I'll try to update more to keep up with the demand. Oh yeah, I live in Louisiana now. It's sooo different from Mississippi. They have ( Read more... )