It was the best television show ever. Actually, the best anything ever. I will hear nothing to the contrary.


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He's beeboppin' and scattin', and I'm losing it!!!

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Chopsticks on my keyboard.

More evil than any ghost, goblin, or demon on Halloween? Poor planning. It's relentless on its victims. Beware.

Until next year!

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Sweet fuck pajamas. That was the greatest thing I've ever seen/heard.

I am posting this as I am surrounded by three other people. These are our thoughts:

• We were not offended by Family Guy's Jewish episode. Including the Jewish guy.
  
• Winking takes practice.
  
• Slurrrrrsday. Catchy moniker.
  
• The awkward plight of others is hilarious.
  
• Men don't call each other just to talk. Unless it's Owen, for he is awesome.
  
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Between The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad tonight, we had two O.C. references, one Will Ferrell joke, and a mention of Weezer. Oh, and Stephen Colbert did a guest voice. TV was speaking to me tonight, my friends. Incredible. I'm scared.

Someday someone will come up with something worthwhile to use an online journal for. Maybe not in our lifetimes, but at some point. I mean, someone has to, right?

You know those days when you wake up and you just feel good? Like a really cool person? That's me everyday. I'm that damn awesome, people. Deal with it.

In conclusion, everyone should try to be more like me.