"Did I ever tell you I used to read feet?"

"You used to what?"

"Some people read palms, tea leaves. I read feet. Look! Look what it says! Aha, it says rejoice! "

"It says 'Keds'."

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
The Northeast

Philadelphia

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From "A Couple of Guys"  by David Brousseau.

http://www.gmax.co.za/play/cartoons/cartoon1.html


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What is your favorite word?
    So

What is your least favorite word?
    Packet

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    Color

What turns you off?
    Ignorance

What is your favorite curse word?
    Shit

What sound or noise do you love?
    A light breeze through the trees

What sound or noise do you hate?
    Tires screeching

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