005- Voicepost

[bo0_do0]

[[Pained screaming]]

Oh do quit making such noise. It's undignified. If you fancy yourself the leader, you must put on a brave face.

Hey toughguy, where the fuck are you going? The party's right here.

[[Screams, followed by a horrible wet shattering noise]]

Why Jan, you missed one. Let me get him for you.[[A whistling, a wet gushing noise,

Comments

[draculinaseras]

Jan Valentine...

[bo0_do0]

Sup sweetheart?

[draculinaseras]

You had no right to kill those people.

[dandy_indeed]

I told you we'd take care of it, Draculina.

[faeriewhocanlie]

That's disgusting. You could at least not make it public.

[bo0_do0]

The thing just clicked on, your honor, I swear!

[tinyvampiregod]

That reminds me.... time to feed.

[bo0_do0]

Why don't you let me buy you a drink, buddy? You know, since we're best friends and all, now.

[tinyvampiregod]

How generous an offer.

But I prefer you to fight.

Start running.

[bo0_do0]

Oh yeah, you're not the same fucking one, are you?

Oh well.

[stirred_clarity]

Disgusting.