Attention Deficit Disorder is bullshit and anyone that "has it" should be shot. You have a kid that misbehaves? Smack the little shit up side the head and tell him to shut up. I'm tired of all these pussy parents that are afraid to discipline their kids ( Read more... )

Alright...I'm back with new ways to end your life with a bang ( Read more... )

I went and saw Hide and Seek last night and this movie rocked so much face. I mean in the beginning theres like 5 or so minutes of plot building and you're worried that this movie is going to suck. This is where the directors genius comes into play. He gives you time to adjust your facew right before it's rocked off. About 11 minutes into the movie ( Read more... )

Alrite, I'm breaking protocol for right now. I was just reading through the older entries of some of my friends, and I came across some stuff that I would like to bring back to peoples attention to make them laugh ( Read more... )

Alrite a stroke of genius came over me and I've come up with a follow-up to my tampon rant. I have an idea for a commercial. This commercial would be acceptable to air during said events (see previous entry on commercials). How about this scenario for a tampon commercial ( Read more... )

I was watching a video of some war footage in Iraq. It was a good opportunity to be unproductive, so naturally I stood there and watched. The video was in black and white, and was shot from the point of view of the gunship as it fired explosive rounds at people. There was a little cross hair on the screen, and you could hear chatter of the pilot as ( Read more... )

I've said it before and I'll say it again: old people should be eaten. All this bitching about the mad cow disease, why worry when there are so many old people we can eat. It would solve so many problems. No more old people driving 35 on the freeway. No more old people sucking up Medicare funds. No more old people on life insurance commercials. I ( Read more... )

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