Brawler of the Fortnight

[bob_the_trout]

In honor of his upcoming birthday, we have a very special Brawler of the Fortnight this time. Today we're talking about Alfred, aka America.

• Alfred's unparalleled fear of ghosts makes it so he's unable to sleep at night unless someone sleeps with him. Up until the revolution this person used to be England who would always fall asleep before

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DONE~

[hailamericaaa]

NOW!

[bob_the_trout]

Such a temper. Maybe anger management classes would do you some good.

[hailamericaaa]

Can you at least take the ones about England down?

[bob_the_trout]

No.

[wisdom_pearl]

...Hm. So many wars...but I suppose it's only to be expected...

[hailamericaaa]

Only eight or so. Most of Europe's been in more.

[wisdom_pearl]

......

It must be quite painful...

[hailamericaaa]

Not if you're good like me!

[triplesplit]

Ehehe... the matter of 'rolling in hay' isn't that big of a deal.

[hailamericaaa]

Not according to some nations I know and my early settlers.

[triplesplit]

Well, perhaps. What I mean is that I could tell you what it means, but it's funny enough with you not knowing.

[hailamericaaa]

It doesn't mean rolling about in the hay?

[studylicious]

So that's... what those scars were from.

[hailamericaaa]

Yeah.

[studylicious]

They don't hurt anymore, do they?

[hailamericaaa]

Nope!

[studylicious]

...and the hay kind of was itchy.

[hailamericaaa]

At least it didn't get everywhere like the sand?

[studylicious]

Oh, yes. That's true! The sand was less itchy, too.

[hailamericaaa]

The beaches were more fun anyway.