Brawler of the Fortnight

[bob_the_trout]

In honor of his upcoming birthday, we have a very special Brawler of the Fortnight this time. Today we're talking about Alfred, aka America.

• Alfred's unparalleled fear of ghosts makes it so he's unable to sleep at night unless someone sleeps with him. Up until the revolution this person used to be England who would always fall asleep before

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[dude_meister]

...

...As long as you don't drop tankers of propane all over our houses.

[hailamericaaa]

That was an awesome plan!

[dude_meister]

No. That wasn't.

[hailamericaaa]

Not even with the pillows?

DAMMIT AMMAY YOU MAKE ME WANT TO BE JAPAN AGAIN.

[curry_thief]

I'm starting to reevaluate my opinion of him.

HAHA SUCKERRRRRRRR.

[hailamericaaa]

Really?

:| /whack

[curry_thief]

Juuuust a smidgen.

or be france. MMM PERVERTS.

[hailamericaaa]

Ah.

[maskyoursins]

Don't termites live in hay?

[hailamericaaa]

I thought that was wood?

[maskyoursins]

Termites are everywhere.

get on im you whorebag I need to know if you want Colette to have visited or not

[hailamericaaa]

Everywhere?

[automailmaker]

...I do?

[hailamericaaa]

I think so?

[automailmaker]

Well, I'll bring three extra to your birthday just for you.

[hailamericaaa]

Thanks Winry!

[currythiefkilla]

... your first kiss was stolen too?