*blinks in amazement as a cement encrusted safe materializes nearly on top of him*

*feels a little sorry for the squashed vegetable minions*

*lurks in the shadows, waiting for someone to menace* >:)

*mumble*Show some respect, Bob!*mutter*You'll be the butler, Bob!*mumble*Babysit the brats, Bob!*mutter*Shovel the dragon shit, Bob!*mumble*

*whine, bitch*I'm almost a Nazgûl, dammit!*mutter mutter*