Well, I just figure I haven't updated in a while so I will now in my moment of triumph. I got my fucking driver's lisence... after two tries. I'm sure most of you heard about my failure, but if not, I'll inform you now. I was at a green light and made a right turn... a scooter decided to run the red light going across from me and snuck up on my ( Read more... )

i own bob's journal. haha. jokes on him. eep.

hope you're all having a fantabulous summer.

-colleen

Soo, I haven't updated in a while, I figure, if you don't know whats happening in my life, then here you go ( Read more... )

Ok, so I haven't updated in a while and I decided I really liked my weekend, so I'll update telling you all about it ( Read more... )

So I was told that I wasn't up to date on my journal! I'll overview my life since my last update, which was quite a while ago, I'll agree with you on that ( Read more... )

Last Cigarette:: Month ago ( Read more... )

One apple jumped off a cliff and screamed as it hit the injured cow while realizing the cow had rabies. Also, the cow was being raped by its calves simultaneously while mooing to God and hoping the calves would soon milk her hard. Meanwhile the apple, still dropping, passed by a crab who was pooping and masturbating while being attacked by an ( Read more... )

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. ( Read more... )

This is my Own Continuation of "The Hitchhiker's Game" I don't expect anyone to read this, I merely expect myself to look back on it one day and say "WHAT THE FUCK?", Enjoy, if anyone reads it leave a comment, i wanna know who does, also, if you ahve any questions, i know its confusing ( Read more... )