haaaaaaaangover ( Read more... )

So the last thing you expect when you're fooling around with someone is for the guy you've been sleeping with since January to show up at 4 in the morning at your open window, which is at the foot of the bed, and ask to be let in. We already had a talk about neither of us wanting to date each other, but he's still mad at me ( Read more... )

Tonight I ate a peanut butter and veggie bacon taco, and I believe the strangeness of this combo broke one of my plates. I was microwaving the bacon, and with ten seconds to go I hear a loud crack, and OH SHIT, the plate broke in two ( Read more... )

I just had to say goodbye to one of my absolute best friends I've made in college, and seriously, friends are not allowed to leave me. I will apparently sob uncontrollably for an hour or more.

( whine whine whine )

I need to stop being such a whore ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that I survived the apocalypse, my house was broken into, my family was on the run because of my dad's writings, my family had to play basketball against some Asian crime syndicate to avoid a life of slavery, my my machine shed back home burnt down but I rescued part of it with a fire extinguisher, and I had sex with Eddie ( Read more... )

When you're only just sleeping with someone, you really have no right to call them and say that you need to talk with them about something serious. And then when they call you back and ask what's up, and you tell them that you'll see them later that night, you should show up. When you don't show up, and you don't answer their phone calls, that ( Read more... )

I've been sitting around in just my underwear a lot more lately. Like right now, for instance, I just don't feel like searching through my pile of clothes to find pants ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in awhile. 13 weeks, huh ( Read more... )

I don't understand life. I almost got the shit beat out of me tonight by this guy who shoved his wife down onto the sidewalk. I yelled asshole after him after asking her if she was okay, and she ran over to him telling him that I was talking shit about him, and it was heart-breaking ( Read more... )