If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

you can now find me as @Karstan on twitter.  Woot!

Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.
  - Scott Adams

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'

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There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
  - Robertson Davies

Five baby corpses found in France

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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
by Jack Handey

Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."

"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father."

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