Domestic Histrionics

[bobo_phaedrus]

May whomever consumed all of the donuts I bought Monday be forever cursed by those ill-gotten sweets; may those four donuts (and one muffin) be converted to a thick and blubbery layer that hangs off your felonious face, belly and buttocks, forever reminding you of the purloined pastries you saw fit to mooch; may you sadly shake your pendulous jowls

Comments

well...

[mflavah]

i DID see dan eyeing them up the other day....
hmmm...
interesting...

till later
~marth

WTF mate

[bostonbass03]

Wait wait wait

bobo = matt
but matt never posts in his LJ
but bobo = matt
and bobo posted
but bobo = matt and matt never posts

the only explanation is that all logic has failed me this night.

Why have you left us, oh sweet sanity

[michael_cross]

With Matt posting to LJ the world will cease to be....all logic and reason has failed us...why have you brought on our destruction oh Matt....why?

KAHN!!!KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!