if you drop a chip on the ground you can still eat it.

sometimes you just gotta wrestle that grizzly bear they call life. and if it starts to maul you just play dead until its done. that's why the grizzly bear population in the Alaskan wildlife refuge has dramatically decreased due to over hunting and poaching. the only way to save this majestic creature is for us all to band together, and as one ( Read more... )

i used to have a flame hand. it was powerful and could punch pretty good. it could explode things. one day i punched a helecopter and it blew up. i went to a an island and looked for treasure. there was a mountain on the the island, and inside was treasure and lava. i climed up and punched a hole into the treasure room. there was gold and ruby- ( Read more... )

OMG have you heard the latest? if i see you smiling i'll probably kill you :)

i'll spit in your cup.

today i kicked a squirrel and a kitty. they both made noises

cool runnings sucks. who ever heard of jamacians bobsledding, what a bunch of fucking retards.

(this entry is dedicated to anyone who has ever thrown up in their mouths a little and then swallowed it afterwards.)

poopoo

today i got caught shitting. i thought noone was home so i went into the bathroom, pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet. i looked around to double check. the coast looked clear so i started shitting. just then, when i started to shit my mom walked in and said what the hell are you doing! i was so imbarressed, my face turned red. so it turns ( Read more... )

A - age of first kiss:

B - Band listening to right now:
C - Crush:
D - Dad's name:
E - Easiest person to talk to:
F - Favorite bands at the moment:
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?
H - Hometown -
I - Instruments:
J- Junior High:
K - Kids:

L - Longest car trip:
M - Mom's name:
N - Nicknames:
O - One wish:
P - Phobias:
Q - Quote:
R - Reasons to smile ( Read more... )