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So while helping vartan I found THE BESTEST SITE.

Dave's Surplus

It sells new and used and vintage mannequins and is like a veritable smorgasbord of sex doll meets horror film!

Some highlights:
a page of nothing but legs
for the blowjob look
Also with torso for the true sex doll gone wrong look
I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S HILARIOUS
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So I'm not actually getting the flu, it was the storm system moving in yesterday fucking me up so I was nothing but aches and pains. I am less aches and pains today, but still too damn cold and sore ( Read more... )

So I am basically done with finals, despite nearly cutting my finger off and having a bitch of a time typing. I still have to take an exam on thurs, but they've all been easy in this class, and I've got a revision on my paper, but that won't take long once I get it back from the prof ( Read more... )

There is nothing quite like the desperation of 1am to figure out what your thesis is.

People start picking at me because I don't look happy enough in the picture and keep nagging because I'm not smiling enough for them to think it's ok and they all start talking at once and won't listen to me and fuck this shit. Every goddamn year.

So I've been cleaning out my bins and tidying up my sewing area because...I dunno, seemed like I should ( Read more... )

I have to admit I am totally baffled by this whole school spirit thing. It seems like a waste of time and money to bother with all these stupid events in the hopes that they raise morale or some shit. I'm there to learn (or out of legal obligation as in high school) and it doesn't matter to me that it's THIS school instead of THAT one as long as ( Read more... )

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How to scare your mother:

Leave this hanging on the showerhead overnight for her to find while she's half asleep in the morning:


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