Is a nagging twat who seriously needs to get laid.

Me: Hello, how are you? My name is John Dale and I am a former employee. My employee number was (blah blah blah blah).

Payroll Lady: *click click click* How can I help you?

Me: Yeah, I had like 82 hours of unused leave when I left, and instead of paying me for the unused hours you paid me $82 (which after tax is like $48).

Payroll Lady: *click click ( Read more... )

Copyrighted picture of my new office, the very bottom floor.
https://businessphotosusa.com/imagedb/img/US/60606/2005/US-60606-244184107_2005-06-11-13-33-2542387.jpg

If you are familiar with the term "hoteling" with regard to offices then you feel my pain.

These guys are kicking my ass - but I am busy enough that I am not bored - which is awesome.

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Damn shame I won't get to use it
http://tremonkeybartour.blogspot.com/

Friday the 18th.

Between 5 and 6 PM and lasting until....well shit...whenever I get too messed up to function.

Where Bob? Where? My Brother's Place (a bar, I have no brother) on Capital Hill.

BTW: I got a job. I have to start June 4th which means I leave by the 31st. Insanity. Here I come Chicago!

I'd like to pose a theoretical, yet I think plausible question for our panellist:

Lets say that when you are president Al Gore has become the leader of the Environmental Liberation Front and that the ELF has joined forces with Al Quaeda with Osama Bin Laden as the president and Al as the vice president and have renamed the group Al's Qaeda. They are ( Read more... )

Well, actually they have at least two things in common:
1) They seem to be the only two candidates who understand the concept of blowback and the root causes and enabling/contributing factors of international terrorism, and
2) neither will be nominated by their party.

Post within a post: Kill the body and the head will die.

What the fuck happened to ( Read more... )

Lets assault a hippo with a wiffle-ball bat!

"I love those goofy bastards!"

http://www.crooksandliars.com/Media/Download/16923/1/GOPDebate-Evolution.wmv

Dude's who do not believe in evolution: Sam Brownback, Tom Tancredo, Mike Huckabee, Phoebe from Friends. Funny that Romney didn't raise his hand.