I keep forgetting to document stuff like when the kid kicks really big or when I have horrible gas pains and feel like I'm dying or whatever, but this one is going in here
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Usually when shit gets too weird I go to bed. Somehow I can sleep off their crazy movements. Otherwise, high five for chest bursters. I want to give birth to a face hugger. I'm just saying.
ahaha chest bursters. i love you pregnant ladies with sense of humors. i get tired of my friends who have the pregnancy blogs or mom blogs and talk about how it's some precous gift and every kick is a miracle and blah blah blah. THIS HEMROID IS A GIFT, A BLESSING UNTO OUR FAMILYYYY.
When I have babies I will def be making chest bursting posts.
Don't get me wrong. There are days where I find myself waddling around hugging my belly like it's some kind of security blanket. I find myself poking at my belly and getting responses and somewhere in my head I think I MADE THESE PEOPLE! I did! ME! I'm a people house.
But then they get really unruly and kick and roll and poke and it's like OH GOD JUST RIP YOUR WAY OUT OF MY CHEST ALREADY IF YOU'RE GONNA. Jerks.
hey, i think of my kid and smile, but that doesn't mean i'm rolling around in a field of daisies praising god and calling this little bizarre thing a meerriiicccllleeee!!!
gotta have a sense of humour about all of this or you'll just freak out.
devin, i can't wait to read your posts about when you're pregnant.
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When I have babies I will def be making chest bursting posts.
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But then they get really unruly and kick and roll and poke and it's like OH GOD JUST RIP YOUR WAY OUT OF MY CHEST ALREADY IF YOU'RE GONNA. Jerks.
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gotta have a sense of humour about all of this or you'll just freak out.
devin, i can't wait to read your posts about when you're pregnant.
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