thehobbit

A Guide to Talking to Your Parent Friends

thehobbit Feb 01, 2015 01:50

I know, how many guides are there to parenting? All of them? Everyone has a way to do things and they're all probably right ( Read more... )

people suck

Dear Nuvaring, a love story.

thehobbit Feb 01, 2015 01:24

Unlike many of my lady friends I had grown very, very tired of my IUD. Like a reasonable human I decided the appropriate response was to try out the Nuvaring. Nothing could go wrong, right ( Read more... )

bullshit, please let me talk about myself, body parts, i'm too sexy for my friendslist, science

Remind me to stop that.

thehobbit Jan 28, 2015 23:58

Asked the universe for what I want and they gave me a stomach bug. Very tricksy, universe. I'm on to you and I don't think you're quite as funny as you think you are ( Read more... )

god's cruel joke, sleep-or lack there of, family, baby momma, raging out, adulthood, parenting is hard, body parts, gonna have to staff blast a bitch

What is my life?

thehobbit Jan 27, 2015 08:01

I was woken up at 7am by Mike in New York angry he couldn't play Xbox for work, so I had to get up and make an Xbox live account so my kids can sleep on the couch while feeling like shit ( Read more... )

god's cruel joke, adulthood, mike's random outbursts, like a boss, sleep-or lack there of, baby momma

I have eyes, don't I?

thehobbit Jan 25, 2015 00:38

Once upon a time I could write things down. I could make full sentences. I could think and write in almost actual paragraphs and I think Facebook has eaten that ability. Insert frustrated emoticon here ( Read more... )

bullshit, get off my yard, sleep-or lack there of

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thehobbit Apr 18, 2014 08:14

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Typing gloves

thehobbit Mar 23, 2013 00:18

So I'm sitting here playing online, drinking, whatever and Mike comes strolling in and asks if I'm looking at porn when I clearly have a word document open. His next question? ARE THOSE YOUR TYPING GLOVES?!

Yoga gloves are clearly typing gloves guys. Don't let anyone try to tell you otherwise. Better grip and faster typing.

What the shit.

mike's random outbursts

Fuck you back.

thehobbit Mar 23, 2013 00:15

So I'm in the middle of a back spasm but I swore that I'd post so I'm posting ( Read more... )

bullshit, not an entry about krowface, and toe touching!, please let me talk about myself, family, parenting is hard, body parts

Why Hallo Thar

thehobbit Mar 21, 2013 11:33

I'm pretty sure none of you are still here but that's okay. I finally have a table and chairs in my dining room where I can set up my laptop and not be attacked by children. I can finally blog again. I miss blogging.

I know some of the people on Facebook seem to miss my blog too. I AM BACK! As much as I've ever been here or there.

bullshit, blogging about blogging, writer's block

Tylenol PM and I'm a shit heel

thehobbit Oct 22, 2012 02:29

So if I seem MIA it's because I've been hiding over on tumblr. I haven't bailed for tumblr. Tumblr is this magical land where you can surround yourself with liberal, hippy strangers and you can rant about politics and so far mostly everyone pats your bum and says good game while simultaneously loving Doctor Who ( Read more... )