emochild superstar is legal!
but she's not much of a menace without wheels of her own...

happy birthday, you strumpet.

Long story short, I'm not well-adjusted to this lifestyle yet ( Read more... )

Well, I've the room to myself right now since the roommates went to mass and yours truly is a big, fat heathen ( Read more... )

because I can and you did too:

I think the better part of my sickness is passing. My lethargy has been replaced by slick kitchen dance moves whenever someone so much as mentions moving or college.
OHYEAH!

Since there has been some confusion over this, let me clear it up for the curious, I have a week left in this town. I leave Friday. And I still have to buy the most essential things, like towels and plates, and god forbid I forget-a coffeemaker ( Read more... )

I was reading about up and coming foreign flicks, and came across this...

"Tagline: These pellets contain heroine. Each weighs 10 grams. Each is 4.2 cm long and 1.4 cm wide. And they're on their way to New York in the stomach of a 17-year-old girl."

Ps. Oh, and by the way, I only have two weeks to the day left in this town!

I can hear more than ringing ( Read more... )

I am both shocked and appalled that I forgot the ice cream cone's birthday.
Happy 100, baby.

It was on this day in 1904 that the ice cream cone was first introduced at the World's Fair in St. Louis, Missouri. A Syrian man was selling a crisp, waffle-like pastry in a booth right next to an ice cream vendor. When the ice cream vendor ran out of ( Read more... )

I sat down and read it cover to cover.

"And if I speak your character on perhaps a lower key than you had intended, even perhaps with a few false notes, it is because I have never met a writer with perfect pitch."
-Anais Nin

Slutface is back from Egypt. And none too soon...

somesurprises: i read a hunter s. thompson book, "the rum diary" right after henry miller
somesurprises: big mistake
somesurprises: i was like "ONE WHORE!?!"
somesurprises: "you fucking PRIEST"