For those of you with... let's say... alternate persuasions - FetLife is having a holiday give-away. Some very fun options to check out!

http://fetlife.com/sit_on_santas_lap

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About to go watch amendiya get married!

First - clothes.  I'm sure he'll appreciate that.  :)

Thanks spacymonki !


Midwest Teen Sex - The Penis   [nsfw - no nudity, but the title should kinda tell you why]

Informative & hilarious, I'll definitely be watching the rest of them

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Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY bossfearless !!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday toooooooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and many moaaaaaaaaaar...........)

I laughed.

I cried.

I cringed.

Then I laughed so hard I seriously thought I was going to pee.

weepingcock - hilariously bad exerts from erotica, porn, fanfic, and seriously some of the funniest things I have EVER read.

I specifically would like to point you to these:

Mmmmm, Farming   (absolutely classic, great icon in the comments)

Poo Poo?   (traumatically bad, ( Read more... )

I can't decide if I love or hate angiecita for this...

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