• 14:59 To be devious or not devious... That is the question. Oh who am I kidding, can't fight my nature. Devious it is! #

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Thanks to angiecita for this seriously amusing gem, which made me snort.  Several times.

Literal version - Total Eclipse of the Heart

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• 21:05 Drunk corporate bowling for teh win... Gotta love team building with booze #

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• 09:01 This training class is a total waste of my time. Seriously. #
• 15:43 My newest client is already on a behavior contract. That's bad. #
• 17:43 I very suddenly feel exhausted. C'mon second wind - I've got too much to do #

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So here's the question of the day from work. Some of the responses made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

If you saw ME in the back of a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

• 09:25 @ tacostalker - hopefully they can make it today, then you can start getting settled in #
• 10:03 @ tacostalker - the universe is in your favor today. Go buy a lotto ticket! #
• 12:33 My day job is annoying the crap out of me today. More motivation to update my resume... #
• 12:47 @ tacostalker - with a decent offer, yes. I'm tired of getting fucked ( Read more... )

• 00:36 @ tacostalker - just when I think I can't love you more, you say something that makes it happen #
• 11:32 Working on a national holiday blows... But at least the pay will be decent #

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Home from the BBQ/shindig - a good time indeed ( Read more... )

• 18:49 The conversation just swithed from sex toys & porn to larping... Time to relocate to a different conversation #
• 19:02 Question of the evening: are vulcan women's vagina lips pointed? #
• 19:07 @ tacostaler - My answer was "I sure hope so but I don't think Vulcans would be fun in bed. Would they think it's illogical to flip over?" #
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• 09:29 RT @warrenellis - ah, good morning Dr Whisky [When I eventually get a doctorate, please start calling me that!] #
• 11:31 Right now we have 4 Mikes, 3 Garys & 3 Alexs in rehab. Out of 30 guys. Hmmmm.... I wonder if some names just like drugs. #
• 12:30 Ah the art of positive reframe. My client just called his new tx plan sadistic - I call it ( Read more... )