Kay, this does NOT look good here, um...

[boinkadoink]

Uh. Ow.

Okay, well FUCK. Where's the goddamned sick bay?
Doc? Ya here?

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Yo! Deutschbag! Where ya hidin'?

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Well shit..
C-Can anyone hear me? Is anyone here 'sides me?

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[very_cranky_dr]

Deutschbag?

Depends on where here is. Can you describe your surroundings, somewhat?

There's a hospital. Alchemilla. It's on.. well, crap, I forget what street it's on because I'm pretty much in it, right now. That's about the closest you're going to find to a sick bay tho, unless you have some way to make Scotty beam you up.

[boinkadoink]

Our doc ain't so good.

The fuck you supposed t'be? I ain't got a clue what the crap ya talkin' about, or where I am. Who the hell's Scotty?

'M at a foggy-ass corner, I dunno... Sign says Levin Street.

[missusboss]

Now I know where you are, you sneaky devil. Stay there.

And I see we've got some new blood...

[boinkadoink]

Who are you people

Okay, uh. That's kinda creepy, lady. Would someone mind just tellin' me where the hell I am? It'd make everythin' a shitload easier.

[very_cranky_dr]

I've been wondering that. Some time now. One thing I do know?
You're not in Kansas anymore. Or your little dog Toto, either.

Can you believe there used to be a middle of the road 'easy listening' band called Toto back in the 70s? Com'on, give me a break. You're trying to think up a name for a band and the best you can do is name yourselves after some little girl's dog for chrissakes?

[boinkadoink]

Old dude. Ya makin' no sense. Like. None. At all. It's gettin' frustratin'.

Do ya always ramble 'bout old guy shit like that? Or are you actually tellin' me useful info here?

[very_cranky_dr]

For fuck's sake I'm 49, why does everyone keep calling me ol- Yeah. I'm just ranting at you. It's what we old folk do here at home.

So. Why don't you run along and play in traffic, like all you trendy young people do for kicks, or whatever it is.

[boinkadoink]

It's 'cause ya babble like an eighty-year-old fuckin' woman, ya dinosaur Figured.

Traffic? Ya vision givin' out too, Gramps?
I don't see no movin' cars around here.

[hardcorecheryl]

Kon'nichiwa

Suru anata hanasu Nihongo?

[boinkadoink]

uh

[boinkadoink]

I don't understand ya Asiaspeak, miss.

No hablo, uh, whatever the hell you was talkin'.

[mitsuko_maru]

She asked if you speak Japanese. She does not know English. Nice girl though, she should have stayed in Japan.