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[boisebeasts]

A. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself
B. Tag seven people to do the same.

1. I get bits of plastic stuck between my teeth a lot.  Comes with the job - the job of destruction!
2. I don't sniff stuff, I have to poke it with my nose.
3. I was once bitten by a squeaky toy with legs.  One day I will get even...just as soon as She leaves the door

Comments

[schnuffi]

Hehe, that was intersting *sends the bacon* But now I want the same from Dane if you don't mind *G*

[boisebeasts]

Who the hell cares about Dane? That's stupid. Besides he can't do it. He pooped on the floor yesterday...again!..so he's grounded from the computer. So instead, I'll fill out his answers. I do it better anyway.

Dane:
1. eats everything (and I mean everything). The last time She made us do the 'get in the bathtub' trick, he had to get back out because he was licking the soap!

2. groans like an old man if you bug him while he's trying to sleep. Talk too loud, shove his head off the pillow, pull the covers. Drives me crazy but the stupid Humans all laugh at it.

3. tries to catch stuff in the air and can't most of the time. Stupid.

4. can't entertain himself. He's always hovering over me and then steals my toy when I get up to get a drink

[schnuffi]

ROFL. Poor ole Dane, I'm sure he's not that bad really.

[boisebeasts]

*sigh* Of course he is! He eats all the food and most of the not-food, chews stuff up, smells bad (both ends) AND all the Humans still love him. How stupid!

[heavymetaltiger]

Max does the same poking-with-nose smell thing.

[holleypack]

Until Nikkia adds me to her friends I will have to use my mom's account.
Seven things about me:
1. There is no question that I am the brains of this two-some
2. I am a fantastic opera singer, but need a little encouragement to perform as I am shy about my talent.
3. I did hard time in the Canyon County Jail and have the tattoo to prove it.
4. I am responsible for making sure no humans are harmed while using the bathroom or taking a bath.
5. My real name should be Mary Poppins because I am practically perfect in every way.
6. I am the leader of the neighborhood watch group. I make sure no stray cats, squirrels, geese, or ducks are loose.
7. I love yoga and meditation

[boisebeasts]

Dude, you totally have to post that on your blog. I love #5. And you can be my back-up singer if I ever decide to take my act on the road. Right now, my only vocal support is Dane and Her and to be honest, unless I need something that sounds like a herd of wounded hippos, they just aren't cutting it.

[beckandcassius]

We should take our show on the road. Cassius could be our body guard. He has been trying to find a reason to wear his tough guy shirt.
Have you broken into the magic room with the squeaky toys yet? Maybe since Dane eats everything you could convince him to lick through the door.

[boisebeasts]

No way can we get into the squeaky toy room! It's got the Big Bad Gate Thing in front of it. One time though, the white squeaky toy squished between the door and the Big Bad Gate Thing. That was lots of fun, although She was pretty mad at all of us! She said we're "kindred souls" sent to earth to torture her. If I had a quarter for every stupid thing Humans say I'd have my own house by now.

You should post a pic of Cassius and his tough guy shirt!