I've decided that I don't like the new computer.  It wouldn't be so bad except we all have to share and half the time, She takes it with her.  The other half, it's locked up behind the door since a certain stupid someone decided to chew on a cord.  I mean, really.  What an idiot.

So now, the whole stupid house is Dane-proofed.  Down to a lock on ( Read more... )

I won't ask if you missed us because of course you did.  It's taken some time to get back online because the stupid computer died 15 years ago and we've been stuck at home, watching stupid Barney shows all day forever.

She was pretty upset that the old computer died.  I guess there were a lot of pictures on there that were lost.  That bugs me too ( Read more... )

A. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself
B. Tag seven people to do the same.

1. I get bits of plastic stuck between my teeth a lot.  Comes with the job - the job of destruction!
2. I don't sniff stuff, I have to poke it with my nose.
3. I was once bitten by a squeaky toy with legs.  One day I will get even...just as soon as She leaves the door ( Read more... )

Ok, so since someone won't stop whining about it, here's a stupid post about that total bitch Lacey.  She's refused to take part in "Operation: Welcome Home".  Instead she's undertaken a clandestine mission of her own.  The only information our agent has been able to discover so far is the title - "Operation: Nosleep" - and that it involves late ( Read more... )

We have just received word that our good buddy, Sprocket, has initiated 'Operation: Welcome Home' at his house as well!


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Today marked Day Three of "Operation: Welcome Home".  It went off without a hitch and boy was She not so surprised!


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Hi and welcome to our new Journal!  We decided to move over here and set up our own site since She won't give us the password to Hers.  This is better anyway since we can set the ground rules.

1.) All bacon must be shared
2.) No embarassing hat photos allowed (unless they're Hers, payback)
3.) If you're stupid, you get banned
4.) I reserve the right to ( Read more... )