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[boliver]

I can't believe that when I posted my first fall limericks and haiku, I forgot to mention the lasik fiasco from the spring, when I had one of my eyes "touched up," and only lightly lased to bring it in line with the other eye. Ron thought I was crazy, doing an unnecessary surgery for such a small correction, but the difference between my eyes was

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[jenelope]

My eye swelled up to a huge size (touching the inside of any sunglasses)

Holy cow! You must have been like the female, blond and gorgeous version of Marty Feldman!

I may never jump on the Lasik train, but I'm fully embracing your recc of Dog Whisperer. I've been getting caught up on re-runs for the past couple of months. It's on my "don't miss" list. (On my Tivo, which I believe you also talked me into.)

[boliver]

Then, if I'm on a roll, might I recommend -to anyone with a long or think-haired animal- a Furminator? My stepmom told me about a new dog brush (which turns out to be great for cats, too) that would take out a huge part of the undercoat, making the dog shed less, and not be as hot. I'm giving a bunch of them for the secular winter holiday. Very practical, and more affordable at Amazon.com.

Also, as if my last few points were subtle on this point: Dirty Jobs, Dirty Jobs, Dirty Jobs! Sigh.